teetheyes: (Cori - thinks you fail at selling)
[personal profile] teetheyes
Mention this not within the context of ill humor, unless you wish for me to slide your neck over the chopping block.

I need a fucking locksmith.

What kind of magician are you?

Date: 2007-08-04 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
I can't find the friggin' key!

Date: 2007-08-04 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW.

[Initiate PUNCHGUT.]

Date: 2007-08-04 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[Initiate PUNCHGUT part two.]

And that's for suggesting cutting off my balls in the first place.

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Date: 2007-08-04 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sealedinthunder.livejournal.com
I'm not a locksmith, but I have a lot of keys to different handcuffs...maybe one will fit?

Or maybe we can pry it open?

Date: 2007-08-04 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Are you propositioning me.

Date: 2007-08-04 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Does he know where this is.

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Date: 2007-08-04 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
He looks like a bottom feeder.

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Date: 2007-08-04 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Locksmith to ensure that you can't go back into that closet?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
At this point that option is a non-issue, it's not going anywhere until I get this shit off.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
I'm good at breaking and entering.

Lock picking, I mean.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
What? Don't believe me?

Anybody can do it. Takes a letter opener, a safety pin and the inside of a common pen if you don't have a kit.

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Date: 2007-08-04 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
I'll keep quiet if you will.

Date: 2007-08-04 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Well I distinctly remember you saying my boobs were fake.

Date: 2007-08-04 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Do you take the picture back, too?

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