teetheyes: (Cori - thinks you fail at selling)
[personal profile] teetheyes
Mention this not within the context of ill humor, unless you wish for me to slide your neck over the chopping block.

I need a fucking locksmith.

What kind of magician are you?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
You forgot where it is, or is this why you're offering?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Oh I know where it is.

...Because I love you stupid bastards and your hot air balloon egos I'll just not go any farther in my justification of interest.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
The love is felt, Elle. The love is felt.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
That's why I'm offering my skills, Johnny.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
S'funny how the City is concerned for our sex life.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Sex life nothing. I want bragging rights for this shit.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Savior of trapped cocks, then?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
You got it. What other opportunity will a woman have to give Cori that much satisfaction, huh?

Something to make me smirk when you guys leave.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
The closest I've gotten him to the joys of womanhood was a pair of tits an' a pool table.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
He's a growing boy. Can't rush these things.

I don't suppose I'm his type buuut--

Fuck, who gave him keys!?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
He wouldn't shag you, not until you figure out how to trade your cunt for a willy.

He found it.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Doesn't that qualify as type?

Wouldn't trade my tits for a go at Cori. At any rate, even if a trade were possible that's too big of a mind fuck for either of us I say. Mix in all of those 'am I my gender?' philosophical mambo jumbo.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It's too close to my balls!

Date: 2007-08-04 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Is that a yes or no, Cori?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Because of the sensitivity of this situation I can't do it blindfolded.

Trust me?

Date: 2007-08-04 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Don't even speak that name with yesterday in recent memory.

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