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[teetheyes]

Mention this not within the context of ill humor, unless you wish for me to slide your neck over the chopping block.

I need a fucking locksmith.

What kind of magician are you?

Comments

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I can't find the friggin' key!

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

I'm not a locksmith, but I have a lot of keys to different handcuffs...maybe one will fit?

Or maybe we can pry it open?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What did you do with it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you propositioning me.

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

NO!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Does he know where this is.

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

....oh.

Oh, no, no.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He looks like a bottom feeder.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Do you know where you're going now?

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

I don't even like men!

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Of your bum?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW.

[Initiate PUNCHGUT.]

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

[snicker.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Better that than a one topping special. It's not happening.

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

...you are of no help, Miss Driver.

Last night does not count!

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Locksmith to ensure that you can't go back into that closet?

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

I'll give you the keys, you do what you like with them.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Aww, Ky. I didn't say a thing.

You really think I'm that mean?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

At this point that option is a non-issue, it's not going anywhere until I get this shit off.

[sealedinthunder.livejournal.com]

...no, I suppose not.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I'm good at breaking and entering.

Lock picking, I mean.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Why did you bring it up again?