teetheyes: (Cori - thinks you fail at selling)
[personal profile] teetheyes
Mention this not within the context of ill humor, unless you wish for me to slide your neck over the chopping block.

I need a fucking locksmith.

What kind of magician are you?

Date: 2007-08-04 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
That must be uncomfortable.

Date: 2007-08-04 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
That's my point.

The bastard won't let me out.

Date: 2007-08-04 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Good. You deserve it.

Date: 2007-08-04 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Subjecting a poor girl like me to that kind of thing. Think of all the food I wasted throwing up.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It's not my fault you're a prude.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
I'm not a prude. Your package just isn't on the list of things that I want to see or think about in my lifetime.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It wasn't mine I told you mine is bigger.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
That doesn't matter! Think of the damage done to my brain!

Date: 2007-08-04 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You really are a lesbian.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-08-04 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
At least I don't have a bunch of metal around my dick.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Now you're just rubbing it in because you don't have one to lock at all.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
At least this proves the point that you actually do have one. For a while I was starting to wonder.

Date: 2007-08-04 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Are your eyes naturally this green or is that envy?

Date: 2007-08-04 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Are you naturally this much of a jerk off or is this just because you can't right now?

Date: 2007-08-04 05:34 am (UTC)

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