teetheyes: (Cori - thinks you fail at selling)
[personal profile] teetheyes
Mention this not within the context of ill humor, unless you wish for me to slide your neck over the chopping block.

I need a fucking locksmith.

What kind of magician are you?

Date: 2007-08-04 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[Initiate PUNCHGUT part two.]

And that's for suggesting cutting off my balls in the first place.

Date: 2007-08-04 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Fuc... th...

Date: 2007-08-04 01:30 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-08-04 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[He fumbles the keys off to John.]

I can't see the lock, you do it!

Date: 2007-08-04 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
It's silver, you git!

[PUNCH TO THE FACE!]

Date: 2007-08-04 02:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-08-05 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Flipple flobble kaflurp.

No gloves.

[THERE AREN'T GLOVES IN CIRCUS CARNIVORE?!]

Date: 2007-08-05 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I SAID USE THE SHIRT.

Be resourceful!

Date: 2007-08-05 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
[The longterm toplessness IS a perk though...!]

This IS a nice shirt.

Date: 2007-08-05 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You're stalling!

[Says Captain Cori of the Completely Obvious.]

Date: 2007-08-05 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Yah, I am.

You burned me porn.

Date: 2007-08-05 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
So would have cuttin' regrowing bollacks off.

[fumbles with the shirt and key]

Cock out.

Date: 2007-08-05 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
THANK YOU.

[Depantsed and waiting.... Waiting.]

Date: 2007-08-05 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Thassa rare thing to hear...

[CLICK! The lock's off! THE DICK IS FREE.]

Date: 2007-08-05 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[HUGHOBO.]

FINALLY.

[.... SQUEEZEHOBO.]

Your porn isn't my fault.

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