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[teetheyes]

Fuck waffles.

I have a craving for raw cephalopod and the knives to make it happen.

Comments

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

.... nasty, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh come on that shit's been on the menu for 438 million years.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Nas-ty.

It'd taste like shit with syrup. Or chocolate syrup.

... fuck. I can't be hungry again...

[therippling.livejournal.com]

...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hey. Even The Man couldn't keep you down.

[therippling.livejournal.com]

Not one, four.

And not men.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Gesundheit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Read a book.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I read plenty of books.

[not-avampire.livejournal.com]

Coleoidea or Nautiloidea?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Coleoidea.

[not-avampire.livejournal.com]

Your nerd points are stacking up nicely.

[whofelltoearth.livejournal.com]

But why?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If the waffles chaff your dick, use jam.

[whofelltoearth.livejournal.com]

Disgusting.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Sugar'd give you friction burns. I mean, I assume. Probably.

[crossguardian.livejournal.com]

...A cephalopod?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Food.

[crossguardian.livejournal.com]

...That isn't very descriptive, you know. Obviously it's food if you mentioned eating it!

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I think I might want to join you for dinner.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll make it for two.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

One of you likes sweet, the other likes salty. How can you live together?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do I have to say it?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I think that might be really gross, but I'm not sure what a cephalopod is.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tentacles.