teetheyes: (Cori - is a cocky git)
[personal profile] teetheyes
Fuck waffles.

I have a craving for raw cephalopod and the knives to make it happen.

Date: 2008-03-26 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
If the waffles chaff your dick, use jam.

Date: 2008-03-26 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Were you in fact referring to the cephalopods?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whofelltoearth.livejournal.com
I was. I mean, why would you want to eat a bloody whale?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I think you need an encyclopedia.

Date: 2008-03-26 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
Sugar'd give you friction burns. I mean, I assume. Probably.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Particularly the granular form.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
Yeah, and you don't want to caramelise it. I mean, I guess you wouldn't. Maybe it's just a kink I haven't heard of.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
... How many plates did you eat?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
I stopped counting when I ran out of fingers.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
How are you not holding your head over a bowl already.

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Date: 2008-03-26 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
Cori, I spent four months solid never more than three feet from the bathroom. I think I probably knocked out my gag reflex.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
And I think that's information I should be a little more selective about sharing. Right?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Not that it matters. The Lord Destruction didn't help your case.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
He worries, I can't be mad at him for worrying. I mean I can, but I don't like to be. Although sometimes I don't mind yelling, it's cathartic.

My case?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You don't think he can cause a scene and not get word stirring about how much information the rest of the world needs to know about you.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
I don't think the rest of the world'd really be interested in information on me. Most of it's out of date and the rest's written in swedish. Who do you think'd be interested? If they're interested in anyone it'd be him, and he probably doesn't need to worry too much about that. Does he?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You can start with Blue's other redheaded friend.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
I don't know who that is. Wait, do you mean the other girl he had a crush on, back home?

Date: 2008-03-26 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
No. The freckled guy.

What girl.

Date: 2008-03-26 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
Fly? Fly's about the least threatening person I ever met, he wouldn't hurt a... well I guess he would but I can't see any reason I'd need to worry about him.

I thought he said I was the second Rose he'd had a crush on. Maybe I misheard. Probably.

Date: 2008-03-26 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I thought fate was setting you up to rut it like stoats.

Care to share more?

Date: 2008-03-26 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com
That's... not even funny, Cori. You don't think he's broken already? I couldn't ever...

Not if I'm getting Blue into trouble. Am I getting Blue in the shit? I can't be, he made a post about it, right? I thought he did.

Date: 2008-03-26 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Pardon me for drawing premature conclusions.

No, you're not. I'm just trying to decide which is worse, his crush on a girl back home or his crush on you.

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