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[teetheyes]

Fuck waffles.

I have a craving for raw cephalopod and the knives to make it happen.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If the waffles chaff your dick, use jam.

[whofelltoearth.livejournal.com]

Disgusting.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Were you in fact referring to the cephalopods?

[whofelltoearth.livejournal.com]

I was. I mean, why would you want to eat a bloody whale?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think you need an encyclopedia.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Sugar'd give you friction burns. I mean, I assume. Probably.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Particularly the granular form.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you don't want to caramelise it. I mean, I guess you wouldn't. Maybe it's just a kink I haven't heard of.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... How many plates did you eat?

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

I stopped counting when I ran out of fingers.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How are you not holding your head over a bowl already.

1/2

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Cori, I spent four months solid never more than three feet from the bathroom. I think I probably knocked out my gag reflex.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

And I think that's information I should be a little more selective about sharing. Right?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Not that it matters. The Lord Destruction didn't help your case.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

He worries, I can't be mad at him for worrying. I mean I can, but I don't like to be. Although sometimes I don't mind yelling, it's cathartic.

My case?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You don't think he can cause a scene and not get word stirring about how much information the rest of the world needs to know about you.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

I don't think the rest of the world'd really be interested in information on me. Most of it's out of date and the rest's written in swedish. Who do you think'd be interested? If they're interested in anyone it'd be him, and he probably doesn't need to worry too much about that. Does he?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You can start with Blue's other redheaded friend.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

I don't know who that is. Wait, do you mean the other girl he had a crush on, back home?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No. The freckled guy.

What girl.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Fly? Fly's about the least threatening person I ever met, he wouldn't hurt a... well I guess he would but I can't see any reason I'd need to worry about him.

I thought he said I was the second Rose he'd had a crush on. Maybe I misheard. Probably.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I thought fate was setting you up to rut it like stoats.

Care to share more?

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

That's... not even funny, Cori. You don't think he's broken already? I couldn't ever...

Not if I'm getting Blue into trouble. Am I getting Blue in the shit? I can't be, he made a post about it, right? I thought he did.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Pardon me for drawing premature conclusions.

No, you're not. I'm just trying to decide which is worse, his crush on a girl back home or his crush on you.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

He's not my type. I don't even need to debate it.

Well I don't think either of them are current. I'm not sure, though, maybe you should ask him? Except asking him might upset him, maybe you'd better not. I don't know if I should've even mentioned this. But, crushes on me don't often mean a whole lot, and I know you're only 14, but it's probably time to get over the girls-have-cooties phase.