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[teetheyes]

Fuck waffles.

I have a craving for raw cephalopod and the knives to make it happen.

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[glock30.livejournal.com]

One for girls only.

No, that doesn't include you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't bring up Wednesday.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

But you looked so pretty, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Prettier than you that's for sure.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I was giving you a compliment, you know. See if I ever do it again.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Thanks but I really prefer the tits off me.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know, that could be considered sexist.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I like to call it pro-sticking with what you've already got.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

That's just picky.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You fancy turning your pair of tits in for a pair of testicles?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Obviously not. I have a reputation to think about.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Picky bitch.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as having high standards.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But there's still Cassidy.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

That's supposed to imply that I lowered my standards?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just a wild card, that's all I'm saying.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, maybe I like to walk on the wild side.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Is that why you like us?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

That's why I tolerate you, maybe.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think you're addicted.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I wish I could quit you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't make me shoot you and wear your boots.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Hey.