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I've got a few words for the crew...

YOU ALL WOULD STARVE WITHOUT ME

So shut your traps about the food and STOP spanking the hired help. How's a galley wench supposed to watch my broth when you all are trying to balance your mead on her bosom? Back the fuck off.

Thessaly, I have something for you.

.... Well it looks like a fucking comb to me!

Date: 2006-12-14 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] last-thessaliad.livejournal.com
...

You shouldn't test me, Nightmare. Unless there is a dentist in the city able to replace your missing teeth.

((OOC: Someone's cranky!)).

Date: 2006-12-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
WHO'S TESTING YOU I'M TRYING TO BE NICE WHILE THE REST OF YOU SORRY BASTARDS RAID MY KITCHEN.

Date: 2006-12-14 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
Underling anew, Cori-dahling...?

How the mighty have fallen. Stir.

Date: 2006-12-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
GET BACK OUT THERE AND SERVE THE STEW, WOMAN.

Wait are you new.

Date: 2006-12-14 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...tche.

A customer, Cori-dahling. Hmmm. Orange tarts, if it pleases you ~

Date: 2006-12-14 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
.....

That drunkard conman captain wouldn't fit the kitchen for a proper soufflé even if I polished his gun with an eyemouth. I'm not making FRENCH SHIT until someone fixes this place up!

Ask Mr. Tall Gaunt and Gangly (http://1st-dream-king.livejournal.com/), he pays for this operation.

Date: 2006-12-14 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...orange marmelade, then...?

Date: 2006-12-14 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
.... Will you join the galley crew as a wench waitress?

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Date: 2006-12-14 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
'nough said, mi'lady.

But STIR!
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
How about I spank your hired helping arse, mate?

((OOC: Goddammit, when you're stuck on a boat and captain, you want to be as fruity as possible. Or he could just be drunk again. Tsk.))

Date: 2006-12-14 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
I'll slap whatever ass I want.

And your cooking isn't that bad.

Now is a bad time ti really really want rattlesnake soup.

Date: 2006-12-14 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Then watch out for the bear traps.

Date: 2006-12-14 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
You really keep one up there?

Is that what you call protection?

Private//Unhackable

Date: 2006-12-14 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
I meant YOUR ass.

Come on, it's so damn tappable.

Re: Private//Unhackable

Date: 2006-12-14 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I'M HERE BECAUSE I COOK GOOD FOOD NOT BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN LIKES TO CLOCK IN AT CLOSING TIME.

Private//Unhackable

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Date: 2006-12-14 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Are you ladies trying to boost crew morale?

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