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[teetheyes]

I've got a few words for the crew...

YOU ALL WOULD STARVE WITHOUT ME

So shut your traps about the food and STOP spanking the hired help. How's a galley wench supposed to watch my broth when you all are trying to balance your mead on her bosom? Back the fuck off.

Thessaly, I have something for you.

.... Well it looks like a fucking comb to me!

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[last-thessaliad.livejournal.com]

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You shouldn't test me, Nightmare. Unless there is a dentist in the city able to replace your missing teeth.

((OOC: Someone's cranky!)).

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

WHO'S TESTING YOU I'M TRYING TO BE NICE WHILE THE REST OF YOU SORRY BASTARDS RAID MY KITCHEN.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Underling anew, Cori-dahling...?

How the mighty have fallen. Stir.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

GET BACK OUT THERE AND SERVE THE STEW, WOMAN.

Wait are you new.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...tche.

A customer, Cori-dahling. Hmmm. Orange tarts, if it pleases you ~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

'nough said, mi'lady.

But STIR!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

.....

That drunkard conman captain wouldn't fit the kitchen for a proper soufflé even if I polished his gun with an eyemouth. I'm not making FRENCH SHIT until someone fixes this place up!

Ask Mr. Tall Gaunt and Gangly (http://1st-dream-king.livejournal.com/), he pays for this operation.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...orange marmelade, then...?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

.... Will you join the galley crew as a wench waitress?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Such an enchanting proposal. Honoured, to be certain - and yet, underqualified, you see. The natural possession of actual intellect can't be helped. Not a matter of your concern, to be sure.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

How about I spank your hired helping arse, mate?

((OOC: Goddammit, when you're stuck on a boat and captain, you want to be as fruity as possible. Or he could just be drunk again. Tsk.))

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...... It's daytime. You usually wait till sundown.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's okay you can just say you're ugly.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Today's an exception.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well there's a fresh tuna here with your name on it.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Don't mind her, mate, even if they need another arse to pinch around.

((OOC: Oh, he did that on purpose. >3))

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Lovely. I'll pick it up when I make me rounds.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

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[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...a failure at cooking and puns, I see.

One wonders why they keep you around, then, and --

...oh, no, wait. I do know why you're being kept around. Yare-yare, Cori-dahling. Proper chef like you, never gives himself a chance to sit down, does he...? ^__^

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

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[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I'll slap whatever ass I want.

And your cooking isn't that bad.

Now is a bad time ti really really want rattlesnake soup.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I CAN COOK.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

And so well, that the crew is thriving on a size 0.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Then watch out for the bear traps.