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[teetheyes]

I've got a few words for the crew...

YOU ALL WOULD STARVE WITHOUT ME

So shut your traps about the food and STOP spanking the hired help. How's a galley wench supposed to watch my broth when you all are trying to balance your mead on her bosom? Back the fuck off.

Thessaly, I have something for you.

.... Well it looks like a fucking comb to me!

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

How about I spank your hired helping arse, mate?

((OOC: Goddammit, when you're stuck on a boat and captain, you want to be as fruity as possible. Or he could just be drunk again. Tsk.))

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...... It's daytime. You usually wait till sundown.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Today's an exception.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well there's a fresh tuna here with your name on it.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Lovely. I'll pick it up when I make me rounds.