I've only got two friends in this godforsaken place, and those two only to serve as proof that no good deed goes unpunished. Tall, blond and handsome or tall, pale and angry. Niko or Caliban.
Take your pick and I wish you best luck with either of them sans my jealousy. The first has a girlfriend and the second bites.
[ooc: whichever one is more lulz for you seems to be concensus.]
He's no friend of mine in any sense of the word, simply a puffed-up antediluvian asshole with a sword and far too long a memory. If you want him, whoever you are, please, take him, be my guest. I'll save my claws for a bird actually worth eating.
Not unless I'm drunker than I think I am or I've been cursed since the Egyptians started worshipping dungbeetles.
His passive-aggressive ass is only good for two things, and those are verbal abuse and being fashionably late to other people's possible dramatic exits from the living.
If it sounds like a good deal, then the transmission is going to need to be replaced in eight months just after the warranty expires. Believe me. I know.
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Date: 2009-04-24 06:31 am (UTC)[ooc: it's bound to come out eventually, and at their points in canon they would just kill one another for it anyway fff so it is a-ok for whatever.]
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Date: 2009-04-24 06:35 am (UTC)[ooc: I can just like keep it at bay unless it becomes necessary for him to bring it up later or some such lol.]
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Date: 2009-04-24 06:42 am (UTC)Take your pick and I wish you best luck with either of them sans my jealousy. The first has a girlfriend and the second bites.
[ooc: whichever one is more lulz for you seems to be concensus.]
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Date: 2009-04-24 06:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-24 06:54 am (UTC)He's no friend of mine in any sense of the word, simply a puffed-up antediluvian asshole with a sword and far too long a memory. If you want him, whoever you are, please, take him, be my guest. I'll save my claws for a bird actually worth eating.
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Date: 2009-04-24 07:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-24 07:16 am (UTC)His passive-aggressive ass is only good for two things, and those are verbal abuse and being fashionably late to other people's possible dramatic exits from the living.
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Date: 2009-04-24 07:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-24 07:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-24 07:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-24 07:32 am (UTC)/disturbed peri is disturbed
Date: 2009-04-24 07:23 am (UTC)/all grown up peri too
Date: 2009-04-24 07:30 am (UTC)...what is that icon /peers
Date: 2009-04-24 07:32 am (UTC)