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What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

Date: 2009-04-24 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] winewomenand
Which one? The Spartan with the ass or the skinnier one who looks like he belongs in the pit at an Evanescence concert at a goth-industrial club?


[ooc: it's bound to come out eventually, and at their points in canon they would just kill one another for it anyway fff so it is a-ok for whatever.]

Date: 2009-04-24 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
What.

[ooc: I can just like keep it at bay unless it becomes necessary for him to bring it up later or some such lol.]

Date: 2009-04-24 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] winewomenand
I've only got two friends in this godforsaken place, and those two only to serve as proof that no good deed goes unpunished. Tall, blond and handsome or tall, pale and angry. Niko or Caliban.

Take your pick and I wish you best luck with either of them sans my jealousy. The first has a girlfriend and the second bites.


[ooc: whichever one is more lulz for you seems to be concensus.]

Date: 2009-04-24 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
What about tall, blond, handsome, kind of surly, and belongs on a Christmas card?

Date: 2009-04-24 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] winewomenand
Ishiah?

He's no friend of mine in any sense of the word, simply a puffed-up antediluvian asshole with a sword and far too long a memory. If you want him, whoever you are, please, take him, be my guest. I'll save my claws for a bird actually worth eating.

Date: 2009-04-24 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You didn't hit your head on your way over here right? You're not cursed right?

Date: 2009-04-24 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] winewomenand
Not unless I'm drunker than I think I am or I've been cursed since the Egyptians started worshipping dungbeetles.

His passive-aggressive ass is only good for two things, and those are verbal abuse and being fashionably late to other people's possible dramatic exits from the living.

Date: 2009-04-24 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Sounds like a good deal to me.

Date: 2009-04-24 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] winewomenand
If it sounds like a good deal, then the transmission is going to need to be replaced in eight months just after the warranty expires. Believe me. I know.

Date: 2009-04-24 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I like you better when you're not being a pessimist.

Date: 2009-04-24 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] winewomenand
I like me better when I have less of a hangover and a dick up my ass.

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