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[teetheyes]

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

Comments

[winewomenand]

Ishiah?

He's no friend of mine in any sense of the word, simply a puffed-up antediluvian asshole with a sword and far too long a memory. If you want him, whoever you are, please, take him, be my guest. I'll save my claws for a bird actually worth eating.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You didn't hit your head on your way over here right? You're not cursed right?

[winewomenand]

Not unless I'm drunker than I think I am or I've been cursed since the Egyptians started worshipping dungbeetles.

His passive-aggressive ass is only good for two things, and those are verbal abuse and being fashionably late to other people's possible dramatic exits from the living.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good deal to me.

[winewomenand]

If it sounds like a good deal, then the transmission is going to need to be replaced in eight months just after the warranty expires. Believe me. I know.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I like you better when you're not being a pessimist.

[winewomenand]

I like me better when I have less of a hangover and a dick up my ass.