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[teetheyes]

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

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[voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Make me smile and imagine you're a Nazi while doing the first one.

1/1 LAUGHING

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

[voice]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Aw you're just holding a fucking grudge. Whatever it is I didn't do it this time.

[voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Guilty conscience, I see. That deserves an ass beating anyway.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

People are still making jokes about those guys?

It was over 100 years ago, get some new material already.

WHO LETS THEM TALK TO EACH OTHER?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Not contemporaries of yours? You don't look that old.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What do you do when you see a one-legged graverobber?

Laugh and reload.

THEY NEED CHAPERONS. GROWN UPS

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

I fought in the war.

I age well.

[voice]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Guilty my ass, I didn't do shit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The voice of experience?

[notexactlyhuman.livejournal.com]

Will you look at that. Someone knows their facts.

[voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

You suggested that I think you did. It's not rocket science to figure out, Cori.

[winewomenand]

That was actually funny.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

What do you do when you see the ugliest damn thing in the world?

Try not to stare at his eye-teeth.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The old man up there does too. Impressive.

[voice]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I. Didn't. Do. Shit.

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

I'm the fucking face of experience, nightmare.

I've even got the scar to prove it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Did your mother get a ticket for littering when she dropped you off at school?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's a perk.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Only for the last century or so unless you're like fucking immortal too.

[notexactlyhuman.livejournal.com]

Those shits were easy pick offs.

[voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Who. Said. You. Did?

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

Immortal? Not even if they paid me.

[voice]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well you're sure as hell not being helpful.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Lucky.