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[teetheyes]

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

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THEY NEED CHAPERONS. GROWN UPS

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

I fought in the war.

I age well.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The voice of experience?

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

I'm the fucking face of experience, nightmare.

I've even got the scar to prove it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Only for the last century or so unless you're like fucking immortal too.

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

Immortal? Not even if they paid me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Lucky.

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

It would take the joy out of being a cynical old bastard.

HE MEANS BUFFY

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Cynical Old Bastard, Busty Young Chick doesn't get it.

SOB

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one thinks everyone wants in her flat chested sister's pants, too.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Including you?

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

Warned me off the kid.

I think I'm kind of proud of that.