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[teetheyes]

Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

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Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Are you having fun making fun of people?

[There's no humor but no nastiness in that question. Gordon Ramsey's on TV.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Always.

[See this bright grin? Ramsey is enough to compensate for any lack of crank on Blue's part.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Stare]

....hey, Cori?

I got you something.

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You did?

[Acting surprised, even when he is not.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[He gets up, and goes into the kitchen, and comes back]

Don't ask how I got them.

[And he sets a wrapped jar down.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Got what.

[Waiting on the sofa anyway when he gets a jar.]

.....

[Unwrapping it.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Three pairs of eyes floating around in fluid]

...happy anniversary.

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

.......

[The first thing he does is check if they're from an animal or human source, and then if they've been gouged fresh or already dead. Cori can tell these things just by looking you know.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Human, and fresh.]

....?

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[He thinks about Matthew then puts the jar on the coffee table.]

I can't accept.

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Good job.]

...fine.

[He just stands up]

I'm going to bed.

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You'll thank me in the morning.

[Saying that simply.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[He spins]

No, Corinthian. I won't thank you. I got those! They were supposed to be something nice because I can't be nice right now!

[He kicks the table]

I'm trying. I thought you would like them, and I'm trying.

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Hey hey just because he said no doesn't mean you should break anything! He rescues the jar, just in case.]

I appreciate the effort.

[He doesn't say he doesn't appreciate Blue compromising his principles. His mother would kill him.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Don't lie. Just forget it, Corinthian.

Just forget it.

Too crabby to be a toy

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Well if he wants to play it that way. He still keeps his mouth shut, biting back the words, but an eyemouth sounds a low hrrssch.]

Too crabby to be a toy

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Stomp stomp stomp. He's marching up to their room.]