teetheyes: (Cori - is a professor)
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Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsjustafruit.livejournal.com
I would only be a specialty item if I were affected.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
At K Mart? I'd take you for a Macy's at least.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsjustafruit.livejournal.com
Department stores don't carry one of a kind items. Boutique only. Or perhaps at auction.

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Date: 2008-12-02 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discanted.livejournal.com
One can hope, though hope itself is fleeting.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Well who wants to see you with antlers and sleigh bells?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discanted.livejournal.com
Old men are not for costume play.

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Date: 2008-12-02 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eduronox.livejournal.com
Why would you want to?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eduronox.livejournal.com
... Alas, I find only mild, half-hearted disgust, and no shock.

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voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackeyedskank.livejournal.com
Who still shops at K Mart?

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Obviously the rest of you.

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackeyedskank.livejournal.com
I'm actually pretty sure it's you, big guy.

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audio; duhhh

Date: 2008-12-02 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filmzbyzach.livejournal.com
Better luck at Sea World.
Edited Date: 2008-12-02 02:40 am (UTC)

audio; duhhh

Date: 2008-12-02 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
If you soak up too much of that water you'll probably start to mold from the inside out.

audio; duhhh

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Date: 2008-12-02 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] handsomejack.livejournal.com
Depends how good your pick up line is.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] handsomejack.livejournal.com
That's a good one, nice use of an every day pick up place, the grocery store or a mega Tescos.

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Date: 2008-12-02 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Crack corners don't count.

Date: 2008-12-02 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
I ain't affected, asshole.

...And I only did crack in prison.

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Too crabby to be a toy

Date: 2008-12-02 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
...I'm not.

[He's got a blanket over him, and he's sitting on the end of the sofa. The TV is on]

Too crabby to be a toy

Date: 2008-12-02 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I can see that.

[Strrrreeeeeetch nightmare, then getting up to join Blue.]

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Date: 2008-12-02 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
You can pick up dildos at K-Mart?

Date: 2008-12-02 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
With some creativity, I bet.

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