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Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?
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Date: 2008-12-02 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsjustafruit.livejournal.com
I would only be a specialty item if I were affected.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
At K Mart? I'd take you for a Macy's at least.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discanted.livejournal.com
One can hope, though hope itself is fleeting.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsjustafruit.livejournal.com
Department stores don't carry one of a kind items. Boutique only. Or perhaps at auction.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Well who wants to see you with antlers and sleigh bells?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
And don't forget custom.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discanted.livejournal.com
Old men are not for costume play.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eduronox.livejournal.com
Why would you want to?

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackeyedskank.livejournal.com
Who still shops at K Mart?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
So you admit you're old?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I'm a collector?

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Obviously the rest of you.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eduronox.livejournal.com
... Alas, I find only mild, half-hearted disgust, and no shock.

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackeyedskank.livejournal.com
I'm actually pretty sure it's you, big guy.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discanted.livejournal.com
As many things are old. As some should only hope to be.

You speak as if the years are to be feared.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsjustafruit.livejournal.com
100% custom, highest quality materials. Everyone will want one and no one will be able to have one.

I love those the best.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Shock would be you turning into some kind of toy that chokes five year olds.

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Jack in the Box still kicks your ass, so what's your point?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eduronox.livejournal.com
What do you have against five year olds?

Date: 2008-12-02 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
No, just the ugly that comes with years.

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackeyedskank.livejournal.com
My point is try a Target.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Well you're no Helen of Troy but a consumer war isn't something to laugh at either.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discanted.livejournal.com
It is a vain thing to ask for beauty, my man.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:27 am (UTC)

voice;

Date: 2008-12-02 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, real classy.
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