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[teetheyes]

Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

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[itsjustafruit.livejournal.com]

I would only be a specialty item if I were affected.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

At K Mart? I'd take you for a Macy's at least.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

One can hope, though hope itself is fleeting.

[itsjustafruit.livejournal.com]

Department stores don't carry one of a kind items. Boutique only. Or perhaps at auction.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well who wants to see you with antlers and sleigh bells?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And don't forget custom.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

Old men are not for costume play.

[eduronox.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to?

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[blackeyedskank.livejournal.com]

Who still shops at K Mart?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So you admit you're old?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm a collector?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Obviously the rest of you.

[eduronox.livejournal.com]

... Alas, I find only mild, half-hearted disgust, and no shock.

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[blackeyedskank.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty sure it's you, big guy.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

As many things are old. As some should only hope to be.

You speak as if the years are to be feared.

[itsjustafruit.livejournal.com]

100% custom, highest quality materials. Everyone will want one and no one will be able to have one.

I love those the best.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Shock would be you turning into some kind of toy that chokes five year olds.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Jack in the Box still kicks your ass, so what's your point?

[eduronox.livejournal.com]

What do you have against five year olds?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No, just the ugly that comes with years.

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[blackeyedskank.livejournal.com]

My point is try a Target.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well you're no Helen of Troy but a consumer war isn't something to laugh at either.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

It is a vain thing to ask for beauty, my man.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, real classy.