Episode 17: everybody does it

[teetheyes]

So you want to play the gossip game?

A good quarter of you will get killed. You'll underestimate someone or something and find yourself without your head. But 99.9% of you will come back from the dead a day later. Half of you will figure out this is a great way to explore suicide-by-cop. A lot of you forget, once you die here you don't get to leave.

One third of you don't want to fucking leave anyway. You've found a place you can call home where you can do what you want when you want and without anyone to tell you otherwise. Scratch that, people here take advantage of free speech on a daily basis. They'll tell you what they think you should do. But you don't have to listen and hell, you could always kill them. Or fuck them.

If your worst enemy lives here, there's a 50/50 chance you will have fucked them at least once during your stay. There's a 70/30 chance you'll reach second base and kissing them is practically City tradition, whether they're male or female.

But only 10% of you are tried and true homosexuals. The majority of you are bisexual, and if you're not you can bet your ass the City will make you try it as some point.

Most of you won't leave this place a virgin but that's okay. The probability of you getting laid here is 5x the probability of you getting laid in your homeworld. It's a given. Seriously. Still none of you will admit you masturbate.

None of you will admit you elected Seras Victoria for her tits.

Today's Playlist:
"Somebody Told Me" The Killers
"I Kissed A Girl" Katy Perry
"A Man Inside My Mouth" The Cure
"Institutionalized" Suicidal Tendencies
"Back from the Dead" House of Pain

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam (text or voice, up to you) here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[icouldnotkeep.livejournal.com]

Pervert.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Virgin.

[icouldnotkeep.livejournal.com]

SO?

[ishiah.livejournal.com]

Thank you, NPR.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A little charity never hurt anyone.

[ishiah.livejournal.com]

Charity? I thought you were reading aloud from the Kinsey report.

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

Someone's fixated.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

On?

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

Sex and death.

You're an Earthling, right? Isn't there some language that equates orgasms with death?

[blacktipped.livejournal.com]

Wow, you went all out.

Thanks for the music.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's my regular gig.

Action

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Asleep on the monitor]

Action

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

.....

[Poke to his head.]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

It's always about sex, isn't it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You probably get enough why would you complain?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Five times greater?!

[ooc: Best news Sam has heard all day. And thanks, I just got "I Kissed a Girl" out of my head.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, definitely.

[ooc: My bad XD]

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

I masturbate.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you blind yet?

WARDED FROM BELLA + SNAPE

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

...You're a bloody liar. The fact someone sleeps with their enemy probably means said person isn't their enemy.

WARDED FROM BELLA + SNAPE

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You haven't been in the City that long have you?

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

I...actually think I agree with pretty much all of this. That's probably a bad thing, isn't it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It just means I'm fucking accurate.

[master-supreme.livejournal.com]

Fascinating.

Hear that, Doctor? Better pucker up!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So you're the paramour.