Episode 17: everybody does it
Jun. 22nd, 2008 04:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
teetheyesSo you want to play the gossip game?
A good quarter of you will get killed. You'll underestimate someone or something and find yourself without your head. But 99.9% of you will come back from the dead a day later. Half of you will figure out this is a great way to explore suicide-by-cop. A lot of you forget, once you die here you don't get to leave.
One third of you don't want to fucking leave anyway. You've found a place you can call home where you can do what you want when you want and without anyone to tell you otherwise. Scratch that, people here take advantage of free speech on a daily basis. They'll tell you what they think you should do. But you don't have to listen and hell, you could always kill them. Or fuck them.
If your worst enemy lives here, there's a 50/50 chance you will have fucked them at least once during your stay. There's a 70/30 chance you'll reach second base and kissing them is practically City tradition, whether they're male or female.
But only 10% of you are tried and true homosexuals. The majority of you are bisexual, and if you're not you can bet your ass the City will make you try it as some point.
Most of you won't leave this place a virgin but that's okay. The probability of you getting laid here is 5x the probability of you getting laid in your homeworld. It's a given. Seriously. Still none of you will admit you masturbate.
None of you will admit you elected Seras Victoria for her tits.
Today's Playlist:
"Somebody Told Me" The Killers
"I Kissed A Girl" Katy Perry
"A Man Inside My Mouth" The Cure
"Institutionalized" Suicidal Tendencies
"Back from the Dead" House of Pain
[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam (text or voice, up to you) here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]
A good quarter of you will get killed. You'll underestimate someone or something and find yourself without your head. But 99.9% of you will come back from the dead a day later. Half of you will figure out this is a great way to explore suicide-by-cop. A lot of you forget, once you die here you don't get to leave.
One third of you don't want to fucking leave anyway. You've found a place you can call home where you can do what you want when you want and without anyone to tell you otherwise. Scratch that, people here take advantage of free speech on a daily basis. They'll tell you what they think you should do. But you don't have to listen and hell, you could always kill them. Or fuck them.
If your worst enemy lives here, there's a 50/50 chance you will have fucked them at least once during your stay. There's a 70/30 chance you'll reach second base and kissing them is practically City tradition, whether they're male or female.
But only 10% of you are tried and true homosexuals. The majority of you are bisexual, and if you're not you can bet your ass the City will make you try it as some point.
Most of you won't leave this place a virgin but that's okay. The probability of you getting laid here is 5x the probability of you getting laid in your homeworld. It's a given. Seriously. Still none of you will admit you masturbate.
None of you will admit you elected Seras Victoria for her tits.
Today's Playlist:
"Somebody Told Me" The Killers
"I Kissed A Girl" Katy Perry
"A Man Inside My Mouth" The Cure
"Institutionalized" Suicidal Tendencies
"Back from the Dead" House of Pain
[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam (text or voice, up to you) here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]
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Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:13 pm (UTC)[Lifting his hips up to slip his hands to undo Cori's jeans]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:16 pm (UTC)Good, I alway thought I was entertaining.
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:17 pm (UTC)[Tugs them down]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:23 pm (UTC)Flatterer.
[Stealing another kiss.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:25 pm (UTC)I'm honest.
[kiss, kiss, kiss]
I should go get some lube.
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:28 pm (UTC)Okay, you do that.
[Stretch and laze on the couch!]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:32 pm (UTC)Here?
[Presses a kiss against the tip of Cori's erection]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:33 pm (UTC)Yeah... right there.
[Pet to his blond hair.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:35 pm (UTC)Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:37 pm (UTC)[Low groan, tightening his grip in Blue's hair.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:40 pm (UTC)Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:44 pm (UTC)That's real good...
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:46 pm (UTC)[sits up, and his other fingers were obviously lubed, too. He pulls himself onto Cori's lap and kisses him on the lips, then lowers himself onto the nightmare with a grunt]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:48 pm (UTC)Nngh... tight.
[Hands to his hips now, gently easing upward to meet him halfway.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:53 pm (UTC)Good?
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:56 pm (UTC)[Rocking with Blue, pushing in deep long strokes.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:57 pm (UTC)Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 08:59 pm (UTC)[Watching with delight, it makes him thrust harder and faster.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:02 pm (UTC)Mmm, like...that?
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:06 pm (UTC)[But not long after his arms are around Blue's waist again to speed up his pace, mouth to his.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:09 pm (UTC)Mmm...
[rocking his faster, and pumping faster]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:13 pm (UTC)Ahh--ahh...
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:17 pm (UTC)Ahh....
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:22 pm (UTC)Nnh...Are you... convinced?
[That he's important! Pulling out slowly.]
Action MA
Date: 2008-06-23 09:27 pm (UTC)I'm always convinced you think I'm special, Cori. I know you love me.
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