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So you want to play the gossip game?

A good quarter of you will get killed. You'll underestimate someone or something and find yourself without your head. But 99.9% of you will come back from the dead a day later. Half of you will figure out this is a great way to explore suicide-by-cop. A lot of you forget, once you die here you don't get to leave.

One third of you don't want to fucking leave anyway. You've found a place you can call home where you can do what you want when you want and without anyone to tell you otherwise. Scratch that, people here take advantage of free speech on a daily basis. They'll tell you what they think you should do. But you don't have to listen and hell, you could always kill them. Or fuck them.

If your worst enemy lives here, there's a 50/50 chance you will have fucked them at least once during your stay. There's a 70/30 chance you'll reach second base and kissing them is practically City tradition, whether they're male or female.

But only 10% of you are tried and true homosexuals. The majority of you are bisexual, and if you're not you can bet your ass the City will make you try it as some point.

Most of you won't leave this place a virgin but that's okay. The probability of you getting laid here is 5x the probability of you getting laid in your homeworld. It's a given. Seriously. Still none of you will admit you masturbate.

None of you will admit you elected Seras Victoria for her tits.

Today's Playlist:
"Somebody Told Me" The Killers
"I Kissed A Girl" Katy Perry
"A Man Inside My Mouth" The Cure
"Institutionalized" Suicidal Tendencies
"Back from the Dead" House of Pain

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam (text or voice, up to you) here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Date: 2008-06-23 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, definitely.

[ooc: My bad XD]

Date: 2008-06-23 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com
That's awesome. I mean, not that I had trouble before. But, you know... 5 times greater is good.

Date: 2008-06-23 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
So what statistic do you fall under?

Date: 2008-06-23 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com
Ummm, the straight, not leaving here a virgin kind?

Date: 2008-06-23 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
The question is did you come here a virgin.

Date: 2008-06-23 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com
If I choose to not answer it that pretty much answers the question, doesn't it?

Date: 2008-06-23 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Well you'll get yours in time. You're young enough.

Date: 2008-06-23 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com
I'm gonna shoot for like... Wednesday.

Date: 2008-06-23 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
... Do you want to make a bet on that?

Date: 2008-06-23 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com
So it can get like... broadcasted? No way.

Date: 2008-06-23 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Sharp. Who's the lucky lady then?

Date: 2008-06-23 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com
Yeah, not telling you that either. Maybe if my enemy comes here and there's a curse it'll be Megatron. Which... I don't even know how that would work...

Date: 2008-06-23 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I hear Soundwave has a working tape deck.

[ooc: I am SO sorry Sam.]

Date: 2008-06-23 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Nevermind, they're before your time.

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