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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You've always wanted a taste.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Is that what you taste like?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

What! No!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

My mistake.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you're interested.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Not if it's vomit, you sick and twisted woman.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

It's not vomit! My god. How many times do I have to tell you?

What do you taste like? Shit?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Blue says mint chocolate chip.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Boring.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Better than vomit.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I don't taste like vomit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sorry I should quote you.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You'd have to pay me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You can have a free kiss.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Kiss my rock and spare me the nightmare.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh clever.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You sound surprised.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The vomit lowered my expectations for a moment.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Will you get off the vomit?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And you call me depraved?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

No, I call you a moron.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

With better taste at least.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You started the vomit thing.