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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The vomit lowered my expectations for a moment.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Will you get off the vomit?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And you call me depraved?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

No, I call you a moron.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

With better taste at least.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You started the vomit thing.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No you did.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I mentioned how you made me feel. You ran with it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh is that what that was.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

One of these days I'm going to kill you.

You owe me a drink, by the way.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Blue tried to face me and it didn't work. You owe me a drink.

1/1

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

No.

1/1

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

No.

1/1

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Suck it up and buy me a drink. You owe me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fine.

1/1

[glock30.livejournal.com]