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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Sugar Daddy".

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You can take it literally.

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Well, I can get the green for free. The indigo would just be a tease so can I have the blue?

Oh and I need to find you and lick you too.

1/3

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

2/3

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

I was gonna anyway.

S'a shame I ain't got much money yet or I'd prob'ly take ya up on that offer.

3/3

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

PiMp~?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You have a couple hours to scrimp and save.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well he might negotiate for you.

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

He told me to lick you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Manager.

[proudbutterfly.livejournal.com]

The first taste should be free to have the customers come back for more!

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Nah, fun as it sounds, I'd rather kidnap my own kid instead. Ah, plenty of time for that later.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks Cori! But mostly I'm just marveling at the devious way your mind works. And thinking that people could have made a bit of change today if we'd all thought the way you've been.

[thegoodprince.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

That's certainly... A unique way of handling the situation.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You have a point there. You can peck his hand.

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

Su~re~
Heheh~ ♥

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you interested in sharing the profits?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you interested?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's me, ingenuity.

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

NoPe~!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

For free?

[thegoodprince.livejournal.com]

Oh... Not really.