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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Sugar Daddy".

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You can take it literally.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

I was gonna anyway.

S'a shame I ain't got much money yet or I'd prob'ly take ya up on that offer.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You have a couple hours to scrimp and save.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Nah, fun as it sounds, I'd rather kidnap my own kid instead. Ah, plenty of time for that later.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Be careful not to pick the wrong kid.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Saw the movie and retired the crowbar?

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Tch, I could do better than a crowbar. Tire iron's funnier. Guess it's all in how ya use it though.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Meat tenderizer.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

'ERE ya go! Perfect! That's it, I'm tradin' my mallet in for a giant crab hammer!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You live up to your reputation.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, I got one here already? At least when I went to Metropolis it was only the Super-dorks and the cops who knew me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't know me by name.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmm........ Nope, you're not ringing any bells.........

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The Corinthian.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Never heard of 'im.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so, but Arkham loves me.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

The place or the person?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The person and the place, Gotham's and Lovecraft's.

[romantic-rube.livejournal.com]

Not too familiar with the book one, but I used to work at Arkham. Was a resident in both ways, actually.

............................ Hey waitaminute........ You know me from being here before or is this some creepy mind-reading stuff?

1/?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Done!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm from your world. Gotham? Metropolis? Star City? And the regulars like San Francisco and New York City? Yeah.