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I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Date: 2008-05-22 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Sugar Daddy".

Date: 2008-05-22 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You can take it literally.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
I was gonna anyway.

S'a shame I ain't got much money yet or I'd prob'ly take ya up on that offer.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You have a couple hours to scrimp and save.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
Nah, fun as it sounds, I'd rather kidnap my own kid instead. Ah, plenty of time for that later.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Be careful not to pick the wrong kid.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Saw the movie and retired the crowbar?

Date: 2008-05-22 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
Tch, I could do better than a crowbar. Tire iron's funnier. Guess it's all in how ya use it though.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
'ERE ya go! Perfect! That's it, I'm tradin' my mallet in for a giant crab hammer!

Date: 2008-05-22 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You live up to your reputation.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
Sheesh, I got one here already? At least when I went to Metropolis it was only the Super-dorks and the cops who knew me.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You wouldn't know me by name.

Date: 2008-05-22 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmmmm........ Nope, you're not ringing any bells.........

Date: 2008-05-22 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I didn't think so, but Arkham loves me.

Date: 2008-05-22 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
The person and the place, Gotham's and Lovecraft's.

Date: 2008-05-22 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romantic-rube.livejournal.com
Not too familiar with the book one, but I used to work at Arkham. Was a resident in both ways, actually.

............................ Hey waitaminute........ You know me from being here before or is this some creepy mind-reading stuff?

1/?

Date: 2008-05-22 04:38 am (UTC)

Done!

Date: 2008-05-22 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I'm from your world. Gotham? Metropolis? Star City? And the regulars like San Francisco and New York City? Yeah.

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