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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, 'course you don't. Not like the green ones don't have your eyes.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's a cosmic coincidence.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Drop the game, Blue already told me you were barfing these little buggers up.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why can't he tell a lie?

This shit was eight years ago, christ.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Long gestation period!

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I hear a girl of yours wants to collect specimens.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Not so much specimens, in fact I think if we try to do experiments on the three we have here at the flat she's going to hurt me but rather she thinks they're cool and adorable and wants to keep one as a pet.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Blue found one to keep too.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I heard.

It's blue ... and sings.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me how that genetic anomaly happened.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause I can't follow the road signs myself.

It's got a home here, if you really think Blue can part with it? I haven't told Tosh yet, since she'd be crushed to get her hopes up.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll ask him. Blue wants to teach it some more Andrews Sisters.

Now's my turn for questions. What's going on with Anita?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Err, I don't know?

Should I know?

I mean, I thought she was working on things with Richard and there's some sort of ... something she's been work working on but she didn't give me details.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

She asked me if I thought there was something wrong with the way she looks.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I know when we met that she was sensitive about her scars. Though she'd deny it if you said anything.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Scars my ass, she has full tits and a tight rear. What's got her worked up?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

That's what I told her. I don't know why she would think herself unattractive.

Honestly, Cori. I don't.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well she came to an unusual choice to ask.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Not so unreasonable to assume she would value your opinion? I mean, just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't appreciate the human form.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess not, but I'm not about to tell her I'd fuck her if she had a dick.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that she's got Richard, I would have made a move on her.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope she's figured that out for your sake.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

...

B'uh?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying she sounds confused.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

That makes two of us.

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Cori, what the hell is going on?