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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Not so much specimens, in fact I think if we try to do experiments on the three we have here at the flat she's going to hurt me but rather she thinks they're cool and adorable and wants to keep one as a pet.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Blue found one to keep too.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I heard.

It's blue ... and sings.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me how that genetic anomaly happened.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause I can't follow the road signs myself.

It's got a home here, if you really think Blue can part with it? I haven't told Tosh yet, since she'd be crushed to get her hopes up.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll ask him. Blue wants to teach it some more Andrews Sisters.

Now's my turn for questions. What's going on with Anita?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Err, I don't know?

Should I know?

I mean, I thought she was working on things with Richard and there's some sort of ... something she's been work working on but she didn't give me details.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

She asked me if I thought there was something wrong with the way she looks.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I know when we met that she was sensitive about her scars. Though she'd deny it if you said anything.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Scars my ass, she has full tits and a tight rear. What's got her worked up?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

That's what I told her. I don't know why she would think herself unattractive.

Honestly, Cori. I don't.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well she came to an unusual choice to ask.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Not so unreasonable to assume she would value your opinion? I mean, just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't appreciate the human form.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess not, but I'm not about to tell her I'd fuck her if she had a dick.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that she's got Richard, I would have made a move on her.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope she's figured that out for your sake.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

...

B'uh?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying she sounds confused.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

That makes two of us.

...

Cori, what the hell is going on?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I told you I don't know I didn't expect this to bite me in the ass eight years later!

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about the spawn, dork. Though I will remind you that safe tentacle sex is happy tentacle sex.

This thing with Anita. What is she confused about?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

We're both male.

Well, hell if I know. She asked me what he dreams about, and it's not my place to say.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Helllooo, sea horses.

Why not just ask Richard herself?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a seahorse?

Good question. I haven't told her anything yet, I don't intend to. They're His dreams.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

You're a nightmare, you can look like anything you want to, Cori.

Wise policy.

I don't know what to say, I really don't. After all, I had to learn the hard lesson about not getting involved when Richard is acting like an ass.