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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me how that genetic anomaly happened.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause I can't follow the road signs myself.

It's got a home here, if you really think Blue can part with it? I haven't told Tosh yet, since she'd be crushed to get her hopes up.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll ask him. Blue wants to teach it some more Andrews Sisters.

Now's my turn for questions. What's going on with Anita?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Err, I don't know?

Should I know?

I mean, I thought she was working on things with Richard and there's some sort of ... something she's been work working on but she didn't give me details.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

She asked me if I thought there was something wrong with the way she looks.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I know when we met that she was sensitive about her scars. Though she'd deny it if you said anything.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Scars my ass, she has full tits and a tight rear. What's got her worked up?

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

That's what I told her. I don't know why she would think herself unattractive.

Honestly, Cori. I don't.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well she came to an unusual choice to ask.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Not so unreasonable to assume she would value your opinion? I mean, just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't appreciate the human form.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess not, but I'm not about to tell her I'd fuck her if she had a dick.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that she's got Richard, I would have made a move on her.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope she's figured that out for your sake.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

...

B'uh?

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying she sounds confused.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

That makes two of us.

...

Cori, what the hell is going on?

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I told you I don't know I didn't expect this to bite me in the ass eight years later!

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about the spawn, dork. Though I will remind you that safe tentacle sex is happy tentacle sex.

This thing with Anita. What is she confused about?

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

We're both male.

Well, hell if I know. She asked me what he dreams about, and it's not my place to say.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Helllooo, sea horses.

Why not just ask Richard herself?

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a seahorse?

Good question. I haven't told her anything yet, I don't intend to. They're His dreams.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

You're a nightmare, you can look like anything you want to, Cori.

Wise policy.

I don't know what to say, I really don't. After all, I had to learn the hard lesson about not getting involved when Richard is acting like an ass.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I like the way I look now.

I've barely ever spoken to the man.

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[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

So do I.

He's ... his attitude is so utterly alien to my own way of thinking, I have a very hard time with such possessiveness. Such, distrust.

It's caused some sharp words between us.

Private/Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He is a werewolf. It's instinct to an extent.