Episode 8: True Lies

[teetheyes]

Having trouble making ends meet?

Has your marital bliss fallen into disarray?

Is your significant other an amnesiac?

Cheating? Pregnant? Out?

Dear Anon is open for business... and he's going to break the ice himself.

I'm so sorry baby but it isn't mine. I'm sterile.

Today's Playlist:
"Girlfriend in a Coma" The Smiths
"Your Woman" Whitetown
"Ms. Jackson" Outkast
"Papa Don't Preach" Madonna
"No More Drama" Mary J. Blige
"Blue Pepper" Duke Ellington

Dedication:
"Shadows On The Sand" Glenn Miller, to Mister Smith from E. Defense

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[one-that-leads.livejournal.com]

Yeeh, yeeh, gettin' warmeh princess. I fink I can, as they say, stay mah hand fo' tha moment mmm...

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...you know what, you French faggot? I quit.

I'm taking my business with Goodfellow from now on. Jesus All-Mighty, who talks like that?!

[one-that-leads.livejournal.com]

What? What?

What the hell?! You can't fucking quit? Man, hell no, that's bullshit! Naw, you don't just quit on me, Princess. Aw, hell no!

Yeah, dat pimp slap you been avoidin'? It's coming atcha.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I'll speak with Goodfellow - I've spoken with my clients - I ain't honouring shit tonight so ha ha ha goodbye to that cash, you pussy! And you know what? Clients? Coming with me.

[one-that-leads.livejournal.com]

FUCK!

YOU GET YO' BITCH ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, ROSIELLE!

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I think I'll be Madame Rosielle hereon, in fact. I'll grab some of Goodfellow's girls and - oh yes indeed, we can work this out. Competition, Katan. And unlike you two gents, I know what to expect.