Episode 8: True Lies

[teetheyes]

Having trouble making ends meet?

Has your marital bliss fallen into disarray?

Is your significant other an amnesiac?

Cheating? Pregnant? Out?

Dear Anon is open for business... and he's going to break the ice himself.

I'm so sorry baby but it isn't mine. I'm sterile.

Today's Playlist:
"Girlfriend in a Coma" The Smiths
"Your Woman" Whitetown
"Ms. Jackson" Outkast
"Papa Don't Preach" Madonna
"No More Drama" Mary J. Blige
"Blue Pepper" Duke Ellington

Dedication:
"Shadows On The Sand" Glenn Miller, to Mister Smith from E. Defense

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

This shit is being held onto...for a fee.

[rewindingly.livejournal.com]

Dear Anon,

I... I love this man so much, but he loves another man. I wish only for his happiness! But his father would disown him if he refuses to marry me... I don't want him to live in the streets, but I don't want him to lead an unhappy life with me.

What should I do?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's easy. Kill his father.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

WHAT.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Dear Anon,

...I heet mon pimp! He iz so stupide! And his Choochoo is so zmall! And my brothe~er iz an idiot!

Oh, but to be a poor ge-rl in theze days!

Anon, cherie... do zhou need a meid?

1/2

[rewindingly.livejournal.com]

...

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Someone's got to do it.

[rewindingly.livejournal.com]

Truly, this is a cruel world!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Metaphorically or literally?

[viralexchange.livejournal.com]

A music request, if I may?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

When do I get a counselor?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's not time to say goodbye yet, don't give up. Try Option One first. It would make you both happy wouldn't it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What do you have in mind?

[one-that-leads.livejournal.com]

Yo bes' watch yo' mouf, bitch.

And, fo' tha record, Ah am whatchoo call pro~por~tion~ate, thank yew.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Everyzhing Monsieur wants, non? Tres courte! And ze skert, bien, very short... and ze , ah...

Ze maid, she is verreh silent, very o~be~di~ent, everyzhing you need, Monsieur, non?

[viralexchange.livejournal.com]

Blue Pepper by Duke Ellington?

[rewindingly.livejournal.com]

I suppose... but perhaps he still loves his father despite it.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Meep! Monsieur!

Monsieur is indeed verreh pro~por~tion~ate.... mais... ... for a Ken-doll...

[luna-alchemy.livejournal.com]

Dear Anon?

[worthyofhislove.livejournal.com]

Dear Anonymous,

I have devoted my life to my religion. Recently I have fallen in love with a man. Just today I have learned that my beloved, who I had given my untouched body to, is not only still married but has a vengeful lover out to destroy us both. I have a lot to lose if my personal relationship is exposed. What do I do? Abandon the man I love to save face and be rid of my sin?

Sincerely,

One on a Wing and a Prayer

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What if his father had a terrible accident rendering him permanently unconscious?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Would you like whoreos with that?

[rewindingly.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Anon. I must think on this!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Coming right up. It's not exactly the flavor du jour but I like it myself.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but tongue-tricks pe~ey extra.