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[teetheyes]

Whenever you're done rolling up your skirt you can come pick up some lamb gyro.

I hope you're not too busy pissing yourself spikey to miss my end of the bargain.

Dr. Sattler, I have a message for you.

//Private to the Bluebird//

Let's talk.

//End Private//

Hey Fido, play dead.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I give to the needy.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Needy? I'm far from it, mister.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tell me you weren't one of those girls with your fingers in your gullet rather than your panties.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

My fingers have better things to do. Delight yourself in whatever thought you want.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I get nothing out of either.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I find that hard to believe if you're so ready to talk about it. Is it the dirty talk that gets you off?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just a little. Does it you?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Now and then.

You give meals and nasty talk to all jailbait?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just about.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I see. And this is all out of the goodness of your heart? Next you will tell me you get satisfaction from such kind deeds, mister.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Babe you're dealing with what my eloquent room mates would call a cocksucker. If you had one I guess you could be worried.

I make good food. Don't let it go to waste.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Cocksuckers are brilliantly devious flirts. You do your team proud.

Hm. Lamb, you said?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're too kind.

Yes, lamb. Take some back to your lawyer if you want.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. ♥

Fine. I'll take some. Better make that three. The lawyer has-

Wait. ...How do you know about that?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm a contact. Who do you think cracked those hospital records?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I thought police cooperation would be at a minimum. Or did you just happen upon them?

My father is not going to be happy with this much extended work attached. It's messy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a pig to you?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If all pigs looked like pigs, there'd be no crime.

Sunglasses in winter much?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm a little photosensitive.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

It's okay, detective. Ugly people happen.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Try again.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You're a private eye?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Warmer.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Freelance investigation and protection?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Now you're making me sound like a bouncer.