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[teetheyes]

Whenever you're done rolling up your skirt you can come pick up some lamb gyro.

I hope you're not too busy pissing yourself spikey to miss my end of the bargain.

Dr. Sattler, I have a message for you.

//Private to the Bluebird//

Let's talk.

//End Private//

Hey Fido, play dead.

Comments

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I see. And this is all out of the goodness of your heart? Next you will tell me you get satisfaction from such kind deeds, mister.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Babe you're dealing with what my eloquent room mates would call a cocksucker. If you had one I guess you could be worried.

I make good food. Don't let it go to waste.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Cocksuckers are brilliantly devious flirts. You do your team proud.

Hm. Lamb, you said?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're too kind.

Yes, lamb. Take some back to your lawyer if you want.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. ♥

Fine. I'll take some. Better make that three. The lawyer has-

Wait. ...How do you know about that?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm a contact. Who do you think cracked those hospital records?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I thought police cooperation would be at a minimum. Or did you just happen upon them?

My father is not going to be happy with this much extended work attached. It's messy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a pig to you?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If all pigs looked like pigs, there'd be no crime.

Sunglasses in winter much?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm a little photosensitive.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

It's okay, detective. Ugly people happen.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Try again.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You're a private eye?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Warmer.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Freelance investigation and protection?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Now you're making me sound like a bouncer.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Maybe. But I'm closer, aren't I?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just a touch.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If you're on the family payroll just come out and say it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Technically I'm on Styles' so I guess the answer's yes by proxy.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Fine. Whatever.