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[teetheyes]

Whenever you're done rolling up your skirt you can come pick up some lamb gyro.

I hope you're not too busy pissing yourself spikey to miss my end of the bargain.

Dr. Sattler, I have a message for you.

//Private to the Bluebird//

Let's talk.

//End Private//

Hey Fido, play dead.

Comments

Private;

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Should I sing for you?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Free food? What else is in it?

Hello?

Private;

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Depends; what song?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I give to the needy.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Needy? I'm far from it, mister.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tell me you weren't one of those girls with your fingers in your gullet rather than your panties.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

You mean what you did to fucking creepy Little Miss Muffet there? Hah, that was fucking great. She's the one pissing herself.

So I got to fucking pay you back, yeah?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's right, you do.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

My fingers have better things to do. Delight yourself in whatever thought you want.

Private;

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

How about, "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing?"

What's up?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I get nothing out of either.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Tch. Yeah, I know.

What the hell do you want for payback?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I find that hard to believe if you're so ready to talk about it. Is it the dirty talk that gets you off?

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

You want me to cut off the lysine?

Private;

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You said you don't sing.

Cat's out of the bag, the women know.

Private;

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Not usually, no. Maybe the bluebird will warble a bit.

Oh?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just a little. Does it you?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Take it easy, I'm not going to waste your bill in a curse-induced flashback to '77.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No. It's a little more complicated than that.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Now and then.

You give meals and nasty talk to all jailbait?

Private;

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And sacrifice lyrical content?

Yes. How do you feel about it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just about.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Okay, hit me.

Private//Unhackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've been charged with the duty of protecting you.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I see. And this is all out of the goodness of your heart? Next you will tell me you get satisfaction from such kind deeds, mister.