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[teetheyes]

Your final exam consists of a single in-class essay question:

Is it more ethical to be the sole caretaker of your individual hole or to be the sole caretaker of another's?

Choose one position only. If you've been attending my class you may recall that we've been covering a controversial film for the past few weeks. Use it to support your argument.

Leave your paper with our lovely TA after completion. I can't say I've enjoyed teaching you sorry little bastards so I won't wish you a good summer.

Private to J. Constantine

(I'm in Staff Lounge C.)

Comments

Re: [FOR PRACTICING WHAT YOU PREACH]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Warmed up and primed for a leg stretch, his head tips back against the wall.]

You know me--nngh, well...

[He slips a hand over John's other shoulder.] Get it in all the way.

[paracelsus-ftw.livejournal.com]

[ camera : stroll in, ACTION. ]

...boys, say hi to tape, late night adult specials, and your very own YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED neon signs. Whatever order you like, dearies.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

..... Oh fuck.

[Pushing on John.]

(Pull out!)

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Out.

[Literally wiggling himself off that hot thick throbbing... would rather keep it in. Sigh. Unhitches his leg.]

It's not what you think.

[Very poor excuse.]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

(I'm soft.)

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[That makes it easier for him to slide off, albeit with much disappointment. Quickly he pulls up his... pants are on the floor. Fuck.]

It was a demonstration.

[Covering himself with a cold coffee pot.]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

As the Professor of an Ethics course I demand that you prove with either dead Frenchman or Austrian how this situation can be deemed unethical given the consensual parameters or our hole exploration.

You still owe him at least a two weeks notice.

[Still pantsless.]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

(Cori... You... You haven't been here long enough to know...)

[slowly, miserably reaches down for his pants and trousers]

[paracelsus-ftw.livejournal.com]

...schmuck, you for real? Cause I'm seeing you, and I'm thinkin'... who got fucked tinsel, forgot to scream for the Fairy Condom Mother, then ended up with you?

FIRED means FIRED.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll get you a lawyer, I'll represent you in court.

[That said to John. He picks up his own pants and slacks to hastily put them on.]

Eat this. [Flipping Paulie the bird.]

[paracelsus-ftw.livejournal.com]

Kid, that's sweet'n'all, but I'm an honest-to-Satan vegetarian.