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[teetheyes]

Your final exam consists of a single in-class essay question:

Is it more ethical to be the sole caretaker of your individual hole or to be the sole caretaker of another's?

Choose one position only. If you've been attending my class you may recall that we've been covering a controversial film for the past few weeks. Use it to support your argument.

Leave your paper with our lovely TA after completion. I can't say I've enjoyed teaching you sorry little bastards so I won't wish you a good summer.

Private to J. Constantine

(I'm in Staff Lounge C.)

Comments

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

As the Professor of an Ethics course I demand that you prove with either dead Frenchman or Austrian how this situation can be deemed unethical given the consensual parameters or our hole exploration.

You still owe him at least a two weeks notice.

[Still pantsless.]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

(Cori... You... You haven't been here long enough to know...)

[slowly, miserably reaches down for his pants and trousers]

[paracelsus-ftw.livejournal.com]

...schmuck, you for real? Cause I'm seeing you, and I'm thinkin'... who got fucked tinsel, forgot to scream for the Fairy Condom Mother, then ended up with you?

FIRED means FIRED.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll get you a lawyer, I'll represent you in court.

[That said to John. He picks up his own pants and slacks to hastily put them on.]

Eat this. [Flipping Paulie the bird.]

[paracelsus-ftw.livejournal.com]

Kid, that's sweet'n'all, but I'm an honest-to-Satan vegetarian.