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When the police arrested Jeffrey Dahmer they asked him why he did it.

He replied, "Well, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal!"

Date: 2007-01-25 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
...Hah.

Is that supposed to be funny~? ♥

Date: 2007-01-25 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
Cori-chan has a weird sense of humor~

Date: 2007-01-25 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
My sense of humor is legend.

Date: 2007-01-25 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Would you expect any less of me?

Date: 2007-01-25 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
Mmm. I don't know~ That joke sounds a bit... weird!

Date: 2007-01-25 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Chikatilo and a girl were walking through a forest. The wind was whistling and there were strange noises coming from the bushes.

The girl cried, "Mister, I'm scared!"

Chikatilo replied, "Shut up bitch! I'm the one who has to walk back home alone!"

Date: 2007-01-25 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
...They're not going home together? :O That sucks for the guy :O!

Date: 2007-01-25 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
That's not the punchline.

((ooc: oh Kankan XD))

Date: 2007-01-25 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
There's supposed to be a punchline? :O

Date: 2007-01-25 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
Maybe Cori-chan should work on his humor some more~ ♥

Date: 2007-01-25 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I know someone can appreciate it. Just not you.

Date: 2007-01-25 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com
Someone like Fluff John? :D

Date: 2007-01-25 11:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-01-26 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tactixile.livejournal.com
Morbid, somewhat artless.

But I suppose the attempt at humor is something.

Date: 2007-01-26 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Why do heroin addicts write to Albert Fish instead of Santa Claus?

((ooc: I'm sorry he assaults Zexion with more @D@))

Date: 2007-01-26 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Because he's got lots of needles in his sack.

((ooc: poor Zexion XD))

Date: 2007-01-26 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tactixile.livejournal.com
... The accidents of theme are admirable.

Date: 2007-01-26 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Hardly accidents, thanks though.

Date: 2007-01-26 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Hitler and Göring are standing on top of Berlin's radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to cheer up the people of Berlin.

Göring suggests, "Why don't you just jump?"

Date: 2007-01-26 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] die-zauberin.livejournal.com
Hrm.

What's the difference between Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy?

Date: 2007-01-26 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkparanoiac.livejournal.com
HAHAHA!!!

((OOC: Ordinarily, of course, he'd be horrified.))

Date: 2007-01-26 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Have you met Barnabas yet?

Date: 2007-01-26 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkparanoiac.livejournal.com
Who, him (http://barnabasdog.livejournal.com/)?

I think he was looking for that Lady Delirium!

Date: 2007-01-26 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Yeah that's Barnabas for you, don't know how many times he's lost the Lady.

Date: 2007-01-26 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
I take it I drank and you got drunk...?

Date: 2007-01-26 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
If I were drunk they'd be funnier.

Date: 2007-01-26 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
Tisk-tisk.

The Jester, revealed.

Date: 2007-01-26 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Sense of humor gets you through the day.

Date: 2007-01-26 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
All right - make me laugh.

Kill something.

Date: 2007-01-26 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Once, I saw this guy about to jump off a bridge. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

Then I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Date: 2007-01-26 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...how dare --

Date: 2007-01-26 03:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-01-26 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3redeyes.livejournal.com
I do not know who this Jeffrey Dahmer character is, but I believe I understand the comedy involved!

Date: 2007-01-26 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3redeyes.livejournal.com
Rather much so!

Date: 2007-01-26 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 15121.livejournal.com
((ooc: I lmao'd.))

Date: 2007-01-26 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
((ooc: excellent!))
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