Once, I saw this guy about to jump off a bridge. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
Then I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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Is that supposed to be funny~? ♥
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The girl cried, "Mister, I'm scared!"
Chikatilo replied, "Shut up bitch! I'm the one who has to walk back home alone!"
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((ooc: oh Kankan XD))
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But I suppose the attempt at humor is something.
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((ooc: I'm sorry he assaults Zexion with more @D@))
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((ooc: poor Zexion XD))
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Göring suggests, "Why don't you just jump?"
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What's the difference between Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy?
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((OOC: Ordinarily, of course, he'd be horrified.))
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I think he was looking for that Lady Delirium!
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The Jester, revealed.
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Kill something.
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He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
Then I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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