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[teetheyes]

When the police arrested Jeffrey Dahmer they asked him why he did it.

He replied, "Well, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal!"

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[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

All right - make me laugh.

Kill something.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Once, I saw this guy about to jump off a bridge. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

Then I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...how dare --

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

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