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[teetheyes]

I just wanna say I have a newfound repsect for women. You all rea beautiful creatures no man could ever do what you do for the humanf ucking race, and that's coming from me, a bastard fucking mimmortal. Im gay because i don't deserve your affections, that's the fuckingt ruth. I want to thank betty Bourbon, Veronica Vodka, an Jenna Jagermeister for this epihpany. Downing my last shot for you ladies!!!

I'm sleeping now, but John' nsoring like a damn 747. Can't fucking get up get it up, can't feel my new ring. Where'd that fucking coem from../?

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[kickstartmoon.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry I yelled at you. I didn't mean to. I was too emotional.

....Are you okay? You're typing funny.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sorry I was piss drunk, who are you again and what did I say to you?

[kickstartmoon.livejournal.com]

My name is Bridget! You called me a girl, and I got mad because I was under that curse.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're a boy. A boy named Bridget.

[kickstartmoon.livejournal.com]

Y--yeah!

There's a long story to explain but it'd be boring, so let's skip it!

What's your name?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sure I guess.

I'm the Corinthian.

[kickstartmoon.livejournal.com]

The Corinthian? Not a lot of names begin with 'the'!

...But I guess not a lot of boys are named Bridget, ummm...something shorter...

Cori?

[kickstartmoon.livejournal.com]

Or Corin!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah people call me Cori too. Please, not Corin.

[kickstartmoon.livejournal.com]

Sorry! Cori it is, then.

[noh-dancer.livejournal.com]

You sound like shit.

...Ring?!
Hahaha!

Congradulations Cori ♥

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I feel like shit. What's with the congratulations, what'd I do last night. Did I see you?

[noh-dancer.livejournal.com]

You mentioned a ring?

If this isn't what Ithink it is, that was a joke..ya, a joke.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Do you really want to know?

[noh-dancer.livejournal.com]

Yes

No, No I don't.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well, okay then.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

*raises brow*

Question! Question! ... no hermaphrodite love?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck.

Please explain to me why you would bring this up.