teetheyes | (no subject)

(no subject)

I just wanna say I have a newfound repsect for women. You all rea beautiful creatures no man could ever do what you do for the humanf ucking race, and that's coming from me, a bastard fucking mimmortal. Im gay because i don't deserve your affections, that's the fuckingt ruth. I want to thank betty Bourbon, Veronica Vodka, an Jenna Jagermeister for this epihpany. Downing my last shot for you ladies!!!

I'm sleeping now, but John' nsoring like a damn 747. Can't fucking get up get it up, can't feel my new ring. Where'd that fucking coem from../?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

...I'm sorry I yelled at you. I didn't mean to. I was too emotional.

....Are you okay? You're typing funny.

Sorry I was piss drunk, who are you again and what did I say to you?

My name is Bridget! You called me a girl, and I got mad because I was under that curse.

Oh, so you're a boy. A boy named Bridget.

Y--yeah!

There's a long story to explain but it'd be boring, so let's skip it!

What's your name?

Sure I guess.

I'm the Corinthian.

The Corinthian? Not a lot of names begin with 'the'!

...But I guess not a lot of boys are named Bridget, ummm...something shorter...

Cori?

Or Corin!

Yeah people call me Cori too. Please, not Corin.

Sorry! Cori it is, then.

You sound like shit.

...Ring?!
Hahaha!

Congradulations Cori ♥

I feel like shit. What's with the congratulations, what'd I do last night. Did I see you?

You mentioned a ring?

If this isn't what Ithink it is, that was a joke..ya, a joke.

... Do you really want to know?

~~Yes~~

No, No I don't.

Well, okay then.

*raises brow*

Question! Question! ... no hermaphrodite love?

Oh fuck.

Please explain to me why you would bring this up.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only