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[teetheyes]

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

Comments

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Sure. Only after I've had my way with him.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You think you're going to get to him first? That's funny.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You think that he'd fuck you. I think that's pretty fucking funny. He won't buy that you're a titless wonder when he finds out what's in your pants.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

.... What's your point?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

...You're going to rape Indiana Jones?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He'd take it like a man.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

And that'd be enjoyable? He'd shoot you in the face the first chance he got, even if its while you're fucking him.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You want to bet on it?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

How much do you want to lose?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I take risks, whatcha got?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

More than I know what to do with. I'll wager two Indigos. Not only would he not fuck you, but in the even that he did he wouldn't like it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fine, both conditions have to apply for you to win.