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[teetheyes]

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

Comments

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

After you were born, did your mother get slapped by the nurse?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

When you were born they coined the phrase "Shit happens."

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

When you were born, they invented the barf bag.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you hang a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

Don't have a dog. But I tie a picture of you around my neck so the rats leave me alone.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Funny, with a face like that I can't tell if you're looking at me or bending over.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

Bending over? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Ain't happening.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You bring it up more than I do anymore. Just jerk off and get it over with.