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[teetheyes]

All that fireworks shit going off? Let me tell you who's to blame:

This thing, Armand.

It doesn't come with a leash or a muzzle. For fuck's sake somebody kennel it.

And I have a DVR for sale. Sweetest deal gets it.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Japan. Keep trying.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Two dollars. They're just over the pond from China. Not much a difference.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Maybe for a rubber. No.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

A rubber would probably be worth more than that crap you're trying to get a profit on. An used one, at that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I bet you've never even handled a camera before.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

I've handled a lot of stuff in my day. A camera was the least of it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Now you're teasing me. Details?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Guns, bombs, bowling balls, heads, cocks. That sort of thing.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Separately, mixed, or all at once?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

A little bit of each.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Jack of all trades, master of what?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Oh no, don't give me that asshole's unofficial self-title. I like to think I'm good at what I do, unlike him.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

A waste of oxygen named Jack.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Harkness? Sparrow? Bauer? Frost?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

While Harkness could be called a waste of oxygen and Mr. Frost has been shunned from the nose community, the one I'm thinking of is Jack Horner.

Ask your sweet, adorable roommate about him.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh. That guy.

He's not that adorable.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Some people might disagree with you on that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're only one of them.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

My opinion is a very important one.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why's that?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a very important person who's known Blue for a very long time. And I just don't throw out the word 'adorable' for everybody

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So I have a question for you. How come I never see the boy dating?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

He told me he had a girlfriend.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Really. Does she have a name?