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[teetheyes]

All that fireworks shit going off? Let me tell you who's to blame:

This thing, Armand.

It doesn't come with a leash or a muzzle. For fuck's sake somebody kennel it.

And I have a DVR for sale. Sweetest deal gets it.

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[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

He told me he had a girlfriend.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Really. Does she have a name?

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming she does, unless Blue likes to scream out "Hey You!" in the throes of passion. It never bothered me enough to ask about it.

You're quite the nosy one anyway. Why don't you ask him?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've never seen her, sometimes I think he's keeping a secret. From his own room mate too, imagine that.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

You're his roommate, not his wife. He isn't obligated to tell you anything.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely not his wife. How he should be treating his boyfriend on the other hand...

1/2

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Well, that would explain why you sound like a jealous little girl.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't say where he can and can't go, but I'd like to know where.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

This little revelation is interesting, I must say. Lying is so unbecoming of somebody I consider a friend.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Calling me a girlfriend is so unbecoming of somebody I consider my boy.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

And then they wonder why I act the way I do.

How long?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who does?

A year come December.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

People.

A year, huh? A whole year and he not only neglects to tell me this little tidbit of juicy info, he lies about it and then has been dropping hints for the last week or so like a ton of bricks expecting me to get it? I think that qualifies for at least a medium strength ripping of a new asshole, don't you think?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Please be careful with that.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

No. No, I will not.

In fact, I'm going to shove my foot so far up it, he'll end up going steady with my shoe.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You know that's not very good for your shoe.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I'll make sure to wear my ass kicking boots.