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[teetheyes]

Fuck Casablanca.
Fuck Bonnie & Clyde.
Fuck Titanic.
Fuck Sleepless in Seattle.
Fuck Gone With the Wind.
Fuck Ghost.
Fuck Pretty Woman.
Fuck Dirty Dancing.
Fuck Grease.
And fuck West Side Story!

I need a gun. Now.

[ooc: Cuffed to The Romantic!]

Comments

[orderonto]

Not quite. The movie was unrealistic and corny, but a little fantasy romance never hurt anyone.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So you have a ceramics fetish? We can't all be perfect.

1/idk

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Ceramics fetish.

fin.

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There is something wrong with you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Says the man who enjoys Patrick Swayze playing with a penny.

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Myself and five-hundred million other people, of course.

Still, a gun is seldom the answer to any equation.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't need to hear about your pottery parties.

In this case it is. If you can't fuck with the cuffs just fuck with the hand in it.

[orderonto]

You wouldn't. That's inhumane!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No, Benny Lava is inhumane.

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What? Who?


[ooc: *cries*]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

//Pretend there is an appropriate link here.//

[ooc: Bwahahaha.]

[orderonto]

Pennin Manathai Thottu was a great movie. It's only a pity that Prabhu Deva switched to acting in Telugu movies as opposed to Tamil.

1/!?!

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FIN

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fucking fanboys.

[orderonto]

Don't you talk to me about fanboys. You aren't attached to my roommate for twenty-four hours!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you asking me for pity? Because after Pretty Woman I have none.

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He owns every single Britney Spears album ever published. And recorded interviews.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Has he met Matt Farrell?

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Who's that?