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[teetheyes]

Fuck Casablanca.
Fuck Bonnie & Clyde.
Fuck Titanic.
Fuck Sleepless in Seattle.
Fuck Gone With the Wind.
Fuck Ghost.
Fuck Pretty Woman.
Fuck Dirty Dancing.
Fuck Grease.
And fuck West Side Story!

I need a gun. Now.

[ooc: Cuffed to The Romantic!]

Comments

actionspam

[ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com]

[Fiddling around with the cuffs and a bent paperclip.]

Fuck, worked before.

[Fiddles a bit more, tosses the paperclip to the side.]

'Fraid I don' think we're gettin' outta this one. An' these movies are fuckin' awesome.

actionspam

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Shoot it. [Serious about that idea!]

You assaulted me with Patrick Swayze.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Cori, really.

Dirty Dancing is a classic. No one puts Baby in a corner.

Re: actionspam

[ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com]

I'm all in favor o' shootin' at shit, but somehow I doubt the City's gonna let us off the hook for this one.

[Looks at the TV, then back to Cori. Mickey is a big fan of Patrick Swayze.]

Well, first thing I saw when I woke up this mornin' was all your fuckin' teeth staring at me. You tryin' to give me a heart attack?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I have Disney, you jackass. Shut the fuck up.

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

At least I'm only traumatizing a teenager.

Re: actionspam

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Staring at Mickey plainly.]

Well the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning was all those fucking hearts on your fucking boxers. Look who's talking.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why don't you fucking mambo while you're at it!

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Hate is such a strong emotion.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who are you cuffed to?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fucking actors.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I should mambo over there and beat your ass.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Take the moment and appreciate your partner in the lockup.

Do you want some booze?

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

Dawn Summers.

Re: actionspam

[ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com]

Mal loves those boxers, y'know.

[Leans back on the couch.]

An' I said you could come over man, but I didn't mean that ya could sleep in my bed.

[He laughs.]

Re: actionspam

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Mal's not here.

[Blunt and to the point--WHAT. He stares at Mickey again.]

If I didn't know any better I'd say you planned this.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm going to die.

Yes.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Beat the shit out of these cuffs please.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope she's not on the rag.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

If I bring you a gun will you suicide yourself?

Jack or Johnny?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

IT doesn't work like that, duh.

Re: actionspam

[ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously not, or I'd be wakin' up next to her and not you, Jaws.

[He looks at Cori's chest. Nipple piercing. Somehow he wasn't surprised.]

An' looks like we both picked a fine night to sleep without a shirt.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Make it work.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can try.

Johnny.