teetheyes: (Cori - says STFU)
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Fuck Casablanca.
Fuck Bonnie & Clyde.
Fuck Titanic.
Fuck Sleepless in Seattle.
Fuck Gone With the Wind.
Fuck Ghost.
Fuck Pretty Woman.
Fuck Dirty Dancing.
Fuck Grease.
And fuck West Side Story!

I need a gun. Now.

[ooc: Cuffed to The Romantic!]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
I'm all in favor o' shootin' at shit, but somehow I doubt the City's gonna let us off the hook for this one.

[Looks at the TV, then back to Cori. Mickey is a big fan of Patrick Swayze.]

Well, first thing I saw when I woke up this mornin' was all your fuckin' teeth staring at me. You tryin' to give me a heart attack?

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[Staring at Mickey plainly.]

Well the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning was all those fucking hearts on your fucking boxers. Look who's talking.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
Mal loves those boxers, y'know.

[Leans back on the couch.]

An' I said you could come over man, but I didn't mean that ya could sleep in my bed.

[He laughs.]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Mal's not here.

[Blunt and to the point--WHAT. He stares at Mickey again.]

If I didn't know any better I'd say you planned this.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
Well, obviously not, or I'd be wakin' up next to her and not you, Jaws.

[He looks at Cori's chest. Nipple piercing. Somehow he wasn't surprised.]

An' looks like we both picked a fine night to sleep without a shirt.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
For a breeder you're really into this kink.

[Lifting their cuffed hands up, remarking on Mickey's many obvious observations.]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
An' I like knife-play too.

[Pause.}

...Not with you, I mean, shit. Jus' in general.

actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerdimples.livejournal.com
[Knocking at the door. He has booze and movies, let him in]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Kinky.

[Flat look at Mickey--HIS SAVIOR IS HERE.]

I'm getting that.

[Up on his feet, taking Mickey with him to the door!]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
[Dragged along.]

Hey, now wait a minute - we havin' a fuckin' party or somethin'?

actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerdimples.livejournal.com
[Waves when the door opens]

Hey. I'm Lee, and I brought booze [holds up one arm] and movies [holds up the other].

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Yes.

[A simple answer for Mickey. There's Lee!]

The two things I need.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
We already got movies.

[Stares at the booze.]

Shit man, you know I got a bunch o' shit if ya wanted drugs.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerdimples.livejournal.com
Uh. Well. This one has a truly deep love story? [Where someone gets eviscerated, right?]

I figured I'd offer anyway.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[Necrophilia is a form of deep love right?]

We need more movies.

Sit. [That said to Lee while he tugs Mickey back to the couch.]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
You don' appreciate a good love story, man. One more thing.

[He yanks Cori over to a drawer, shuffles through some messy clothes, and pulls out the bag of shrooms he didn't use at the bar.]

Can't see a better time to use these.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerdimples.livejournal.com
[Sitting, handing over the movies]

Well Cori is a deep romantic at heart.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
[He gives Lee the finger while going the other direction to handle movies--GURK.]

Stop pulling.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
You've been pullin' me around all mornin'.

[He looks at the movies.]

...Yeah, real romantic.

[He opens the bag.]

Take some if ya want, jus' don' take 'em all, shithead.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerdimples.livejournal.com
[Watching this exchange.]

Just as long as this doesn't end in an orgy, Cori. Or a crying fest, I can't stand it when men sob like babies.

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Fuck you, Lee.

[Sit. Nibble on a shroom. Oh look, let's start with Wes Craven.]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
[Takes a shroom and eats it. Looks at Lee.]

You can have some too, I guess. An' there'll be no orgy no matter how hot he thinks I am.

[Laughs. He's not too worried, though, he'd been in prison before and knows the 'you gonna get raped' look. Cori didn't seem interested.]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerdimples.livejournal.com
[Oh, hell. Why not. Takes it and starts to nibble]

Is it the eyes? I mean, he can put on the glasses.

[Oh hay, horror]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Everyone likes my mouths.

[Remarking while nibbling. The People Under the Stairs, watch out for brother-sister incest and zombies in the basement.]

Re: actionspam

Date: 2008-08-12 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com
I don' care about the mouths, but I'm fuckin' married.

[Nibble nibble.]

An'...you know. I like girls.

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