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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[worthyofhislove.livejournal.com]

What an interesting way of exhibiting affection. No consent and a desecration of intimacy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What an interesting way of exhibiting your lack of humor.

[worthyofhislove.livejournal.com]

Be that as it may you still have takers? Did the comedian not expect such things?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you one of them?

[worthyofhislove.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not. I respect Boy Blue. Perhaps you should follow suit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And yet he trusts me more.