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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Half the city knows I get laid a lot, for starters.

[orz TMI nightmare]

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

True... Guess if you assume people knowing you have a lot of sex equals people wanting to have sex with you, that works.

[Tosh does not fear the TMI!]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It means I'd know what he has to offer best.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Point. But that does mean your marketing plan really only works if you've got a nice-tasting person plus someone who's slept with them a lot.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fortunately I get it for free.